Maryville gloating accepted in this thread, calm down on the others

[STARSNBARS]

Careful Stars....you get momma down there eating CRebs food, you may never get her back to your side of town.  You know that I'm not known for eating very much (barely enough to stay alive), but it is hard to push away from the table at CRebs....good eating.

Well frum whut ewe guys ben sayin' abowt cR's freezer...He'd bettur putt a log chane arownd thait thang evurtime momma heds down tha 4-1-1 two Pap's....Indyun Warpaith iz rite onn tha way!!!....

[STARSNBARS]

I can't believe someone leaked my number one fishin hole.

ooops....

[strongx]

Fellers (and rw87) this iz gonna bee tha furst Fridee nite inn abowt 4 months wifout enny Rebull footbawl.....And az much az momma likes footbawl, her favritt seesun iz startin' upp (Fridee Nite Eatin' Seesun)....She jist enformed me thait we wood bee tryin' out tha knew Dead End BBQ this eve-nun and sx and countryREB lissun upp.......

 

Momma sed thay haiv a Rebull Yell Burrgurr whur thay give a dollar two Mairvul Hi fer evur one ewe bye....(Mairvul will bennyfit bye sevrull thousund dollars if'un momma likes this burrgurr and she ain't met a burrgurr yet she didun't like)....and hear's tha reel treet.....roomur haz hitt thait thay haiv "George Quarles Quesadillers" onn tha menyou two!!!!......

Me and the better half went there ...uh...one night last weekend.   I saw that big rebel burger pass by a couple of times. We decided to try the bbq. By the time I left, $12 was sounding better and better.   The dead end is real proud of their bbq.

[STARSNBARS]

Me and the better half went there ...uh...one night last weekend.   I saw that big rebel burger pass by a couple of times. We decided to try the bbq. By the time I left, $12 was sounding better and better.   The dead end is real proud of their bbq.

Eye've feel yore pain sx......me, Mr. 200 and cR split a cheep Blugill pie att Crawdiddy's thaink goodnuss....Eye cut momma oft att 3 baskitts ov shrimp, 17 crabcaiks, 4 bowls ov red beens and rice, 22 hush puppies, a servin ov Cajun posstah, 4 refills ov UN-sweet tea, and 2 peaces ov Kee Limm Pie.....

[jake]

Me and the better half went there ...uh...one night last weekend.   I saw that big rebel burger pass by a couple of times. We decided to try the bbq. By the time I left, $12 was sounding better and better.   The dead end is real proud of their bbq.

 

They will have to sell a lot of it to pay for that building.....maybe I need to break my old smoker out and put that famous Memphis recipe to work, didn't realize there was that much money in barbeque.

[jake]

Eye've feel yore pain sx......me, Mr. 200 and cR split a cheep Blugill pie att Crawdiddy's thaink goodnuss....Eye cut momma oft att 3 baskitts ov shrimp, 17 crabcaiks, 4 bowls ov red beens and rice, 22 hush puppies, a servin ov Cajun posstah, 4 refills ov UN-sweet tea, and 2 peaces ov Kee Limm Pie.....

 

Good thing she is health concious, getting the unsweet tea.....

[STARSNBARS]

They will have to sell a lot of it to pay for that building.....maybe I need to break my old smoker out and put that famous Memphis recipe to work, didn't realize there was that much money in barbeque.

jake eye'm shore thay cood sell a lott ov thait home growed Mississippy Mud Pie thair.....

Edited December 13, 2013 by STARSNBARS

[STARSNBARS]

Good thing she is health concious, getting the unsweet tea.....

Eggzacklee whut she tolt me jake...Jist beefour she dumped 6 ov tham littull yeller packs intwo one glass ov UN-sweet tea...

[OldRebel2]

Maybe Barney can slip out the gate at halftime for a BBQ if all the Chick-fil-a sandwiches are gone.

[Solomon]

Blade make a new handle?

[BigDave1967]

It's great to be a Maryville fan knowing that the Rebels are top dog in 6A every season.

[warhawks]

Eggzacklee whut she tolt me jake...Jist beefour she dumped 6 ov tham littull yeller packs intwo one glass ov UN-sweet tea...

The beans are good for momma too! Just don't get in the line of fire after she eats them STARS