APB: Where is Roy?

[powerp]

I've actually got concerned about Ole Roy. He is probably the only poster that everyone notices he is missing. 

[TheAmbassador]

The last time I saw him in person was in Cookeville. He left the pressbox with OrngNblk from Greenback. Maybe someone should ask him. LMBO

[piratetom]

12 minutes ago, TheAmbassador said:

The last time I saw him in person was in Cookeville. He left the pressbox with OrngNblk from Greenback. Maybe someone should ask him. LMBO

 I heard he went bareback in Greenback on brokeback mountain. Roll-call Roy, where you at?

[bounder]

I got a box of fudge rounds I was gonna send to my grandson in the Navy but if they would lure Roy out I'd give em up.

Don't reckon he went over to the "Dark Side" do you?

Edited August 14, 2018 by bounder

[CaptainJackRackam]

1 hour ago, powerp said:

I've actually got concerned about Ole Roy. He is probably the only poster that everyone notices he is missing. 

You haven’t noticed Old Pirate is apparently MIA also!

[powerp]

7 hours ago, CaptainJackRackam said:

You haven’t noticed Old Pirate is apparently MIA also!

Peg leg has mentioned that..

[TheAmbassador]

I looked back.. Old Pirate hasn’t posted as much, but he’s posted a few times in the last 6 months. I’m not sure Roy has been on here since December.  Paging Roy...

[The Drunken Sailor]

16 minutes ago, TheAmbassador said:

I looked back.. Old Pirate hasn’t posted as much, but he’s posted a few times in the last 6 months. I’m not sure Roy has been on here since December.  Paging Roy...

Time to go back through the old Obits and see who we've lost that could be a candidate.

[Southtowner]

EMPTY WRAPPER

 

What happened here?

As the South Pittsburg sunset disappeared

I found an empty fudge round wrapper

Among the Pirate Stones there

 

Oooo Who's been here?

He must've been someone who cared a lot

I thought he was joking but he was not

Now it all feels strange

It's funny how one's absence

Afflicts me with so much pain

 

So what's it mean?

This little empty wrapper found inside the Beene

Could it be he's still with me?

If only in my dreams

 

Oooo Who's been here?

He must've been someone who cared a lot

I thought he was joking but he was not

And I was so amazed  

Now I'm crippled and I'm dazed

A CoachT legend like that one   no one can replace

 

And I've been knocking 

But no one answers

And I've been knocking most of the day

And I've been calling 

Hey Hey Dillard  

Can't you come out to play

 

So where'd  he go?

Some say he found his way to Mexico

Others say he still looks for Wendy

But no one seems to know

 

Oooo Who's been here?

He must've been someone who cared a lot

We thought he was joking but he was not

Now it starts to rain

And with every drop that falls

We hear,  We hear his phrase

 

And I've been knocking

But no one answers

And I've been knocking most of the day

Oh, and I've been calling

Oh, Hey Hey Dillard

Can't you come out to play

 

And I've been knocking

But no one answers

And I've been knocking most of the day

Oh, and I've been calling

Oh, Hey Hey Dillard

Can't you come out

Can you come out to play

 

Dillard, Can't you come out to play

I found this Empty Wrapper

Dillard, Can't you come out to play

Is this your Empty Wrapper?

Dillard, Can't you come out to play

I'll keep this Empty Wrapper 

Forever, Can't you come out to play

I found this Empty Wrapper

 

 

 

[The Drunken Sailor]

Awesome job ST.

[Southtowner]

The above parody was brought to you by Southtowner and SouthTown Productions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. 

[orngnblk]

9 hours ago, TheAmbassador said:

The last time I saw him in person was in Cookeville. He left the pressbox with OrngNblk from Greenback. Maybe someone should ask him. LMBO

He may have went out the door when i did BUT he didnt leave with me!I still think he had a little tooooo much to drink that day.He wasnt much like himself.May try looking in that Cookeville jail he may have gooten a DWI riding that goat too fast!