South Pittsburg Pirates’ Coaching Search

[OLD PIRATE]

Old Pirate jest left one of the local liars table. The talk is theys a HEEP of changes  coming to staff, offense & defensive schemes. Dad Burnit OP ain’t heard a cotton picking thing bout the single wing but figure it is sure to be in the trick plays section. YepReconSo 

[Roy Dillard]

5 hours ago, CaptainLongbeard said:

Has Jonesy gotten started yet? How many kids are out for the team? Is the staff staying the same? Anyone heard what types of schemes will be running?

Are you real stupid? This Jones man is not going to tell his secret plays like Grider did to people like powerp to tell everyone.  Grider only had one trick play though.  You think im joking but im not. 

[The Drunken Sailor]

2 minutes ago, Roy Dillard said:

Are you real stupid? This Jones man is not going to tell his secret plays like Grider did to people like powerp to tell everyone.  Grider only had one trick play though.  You think im joking but im not. 

What are we going to do if he moves the goal posts to the front of the end zone like they do past the northern border?  We're going to have boys get hurt real bad.

 

[Roy Dillard]

2 minutes ago, The Drunken Sailor said:

What are we going to do if he moves the goal posts to the front of the end zone like they do past the northern border?  We're going to have boys get hurt real bad.

 

Grider has done told this Jones man he can not move his goal post.  You think im joking but im not. 

[pegleg]

1 hour ago, Roy Dillard said:

Grider has done told this Jones man he can not move his goal post.  You think im joking but im not. 

Grider who? 

[StewieG73]

1 hour ago, Roy Dillard said:

Grider has done told this Jones man he can not move his goal post.  You think im joking but im not. 

Roy that Jones man used to make his guys tackle a moose in practice. Don’t know where he will find one around here. I would say he could use your goat, but it is probably used to being tackled already. 

Edited April 7, 2021 by StewieG73

[sportman]

So, since Grider was the AD, who takes over that spot now? 

[BIGPURPLEMACHINE]

1 hour ago, pegleg said:

Grider who? 

Like pouring water on a fired up fan base....

[Roy Dillard]

1 hour ago, StewieG73 said:

Roy that Jones man used to make his guys tackle a moose in practice. Don’t know where he will find one around here. I would say he could use your goat, but it is probably used to being tackled already. 

This Jones man is going to make our boys chase pronghorns to get real fast.  He already had some sent from Canada.  You think im joking but im not. 

[BIGPURPLEMACHINE]

2 minutes ago, Roy Dillard said:

This Jones man is going to make our boys chase pronghorns to get real fast.  He already had some sent from Canada.  You think im joking but im stupid.

Yes I agree...

[crow]

49 minutes ago, BIGPURPLEMACHINE said:

Yes I agree...

Wonder if he’s “shipping in” any other “speedsters” like tricky Vicky used to 

[BIGPURPLEMACHINE]

18 minutes ago, crow said:

Wonder if he’s “shipping in” any other “speedsters” like tricky Vicky used to 

They could get the QB Club to buy some more chickens to chase. Oh wait.... I forgot....