South Pittsburg vs Clay County (Grider against this Johnson man)

[Southtowner]

Dearest Mother-

 

   By the time you receive this letter, the second volley of these campaigns will be upon us. Your youngest son, who is of sound mind and strong body, swam from Battle Creek to the train depot of Battery Hill to retrieve your care package of possum cakes and squirrel butter.  The boys were so delighted to have these provisions bestowed upon them and were completely beside themselves when they saw you also included your most sought after bluebird muffins. Needless to say, nary a crumb was wasted.  You'll be pleased to know the Captain and his Band of Pirates were more than adept to exorcise the demons of Jo Devil and sent them scurrying back to Cedar Hill from whence they came.  Never to be seen or heard from for quite a spell.  Captain Victory wasn't in any celebratory mood I must say after the conquest.  He quickly turned his attention to the next challenge at hand, that being the rabid Bulldogs from the Celina territory.  They are led by the head Bulldog himself, Bulldog Johnson, a direct descendant of Lyndon Baines. But don't you fret Sweet Mother of mine, for Captain Victory has seen these Bulldogs before. Captain Victory and his Band of Pirates will have them lying down, rolling over and begging for a bone before the clock strikes 9. Tell Poppa just a few more weeks and I'll be back on the farm. Tell him just a little while longer.  I must close, as I hear a chilling war cry coming from the northeast.  It hails from the Tribe of Many Nations.  So called since they have assembled from just about every tribe known to man.  But we will soon focus on the nomads as that day is fast approaching.  Love to All-

 

             Sgt Southtowner

[sportman]

I can tell you one thing, we better be ready for them Dale Hollow boy's.  Where as our boys chase chickens to get in shape, them Dale Hollow boy's catch fish with there hand's.  So we better be ready for them. 

[OLD PIRATE]

Pirates, stay focused on the ultimate goal! Pirates git “W”

[Pirate2003]

42 minutes ago, sportman said:

I can tell you one thing, we better be ready for them Dale Hollow boy's.  Where as our boys chase chickens to get in shape, them Dale Hollow boy's catch fish with there hand's.  So we better be ready for them. 

We chase chickens? Please explain!

[ThatTowerMan]

Let's go Pirates! Roy Dillard, answer your durn phone or I will not let you in tonight.  I like that picture Captain Jack. Defend this house. I hope everyone is having a great Friday afternoon. I look forward to a good ball game tonight.

[powerp]

12 minutes ago, Pirate2003 said:

We chase chickens? Please explain!

They are let loose on the practice field every Thursday to work on agility 

[Geno]

South Pittsburg 48 Clay County 7

[Pirate2003]

7 minutes ago, powerp said:

They are let loose on the practice field every Thursday to work on agility 

Come on.. you’ve got to be kidding. Right?

[Pirate2003]

6 minutes ago, Geno said:

South Pittsburg 48 Clay County 7

Wasn’t that the score last week?

[CaptainLongbeard]

SP by 35

[orngnblk]

Good luck to you all hoping you come out healthy!One more rung this week!

SP by more than 40.

[The Drunken Sailor]

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight South Pittsburg tries to add to it's already (at least in my eyes) elite status. We go for the 700th win in school history.

Good luck Pirates!

Edited November 15, 2019 by The Drunken Sailor