South Pitt @ Copper Basin (that Grider man vs that Grabowski man)

[Southtowner]

Dearest Mother-

 

    By the time you receive this letter I will have swam up the Tennessee river, crossed over to SugarLoaf Mountain and swam the Ocoee into Copper Hill territory.  I must thank you for the beaver pelt bodysuit.  It kept your youngest son, who is of sound mind and strong body comfortably warm and dry.  You'll be pleased to know Captain Victory and his Band of Pirates were able to withstand a rain of biblical proportions and declawed the Panther men led by Corporal Cox, who is a direct descendant of Wally the Underdog.  After drying off, Captain Victory quickly turned his attention to the Silver Hats of the Basin, which are led by the one and only The Big Grabowski.  Biggie has his Copper Cougars primed for a huge showdown, with the winner reigning supreme throughout all the region.  I must say the Copper Cougars with the Silver Hats have had some successful campaigns thus far. But don't you fret Sweet Mother of mine for they haven't seen the likes of Captain Victory and his Band of Pirates.  Trust me when I say this battle is of utmost importance and Captain Victory has given it his undivided attention. I have never seen the Captain so engulfed with every little detail.  For I believe he knows that this year's campaigns are dwindling down and everything from here on out is winner take all. Tell Poppa not to worry for I am standing alongside the Captain.  Wherever he leads I will follow. For I am one with the Captain, the Captain is with me.  Love to All-

 

       Sgt Southtowner

[Roy Dillard]

35 minutes ago, TheCommander said:

I believe I’ll stick to my own thermos, that Refuter man or that Narcos man might take you up on that offer. Did that Grabowski man get the cougars in that Murphy fair book?

Commander man that grabowski man did do his survey for my Murphy Fair book this  year. I garuntee it makes me real mad when coaches are to lazy to fill out Murphys survey. The coaches in the SEC read Murphys book to find out about them.  This grabowski man says his son is real smart and can play in the Ivy League.  I looked up ivy league on that Google mans website and that is like Harvard or Yale.  I garuntee you have to be real smart to go there.  I hope Griders defense can be real smart tonight.  Let me ask you a question.  Murphy says this Grabowski man has three or four MVP on his team.  What kind of mess is this? Let me ask you another question.  My thermos is big enough to hold enough hot chocolate that you want need a refill.  I can fill your thermos up out of mine.  You think im joking but im not. 

[rlh]

20 minutes ago, Roy Dillard said:

Commander man that grabowski man did do his survey for my Murphy Fair book this  year. I garuntee it makes me real mad when coaches are to lazy to fill out Murphys survey. The coaches in the SEC read Murphys book to find out about them.  This grabowski man says his son is real smart and can play in the Ivy League.  I looked up ivy league on that Google mans website and that is like Harvard or Yale.  I garuntee you have to be real smart to go there.  I hope Griders defense can be real smart tonight.  Let me ask you a question.  Murphy says this Grabowski man has three or four MVP on his team.  What kind of mess is this? Let me ask you another question.  My thermos is big enough to hold enough hot chocolate that you want need a refill.  I can fill your thermos up out of mine.  You think im joking but im not. 

Are you saying the Copper Pan quarterback will be able to tell those Pirate defenders what kind of grass they are feeding him when the mash him into the turf with integrity and honor?

[piratetom]

Game Day. See everyone in Copper Hill tonight.

[sum1uno]

1 minute ago, piratetom said:

Game Day. See everyone in Copper Hill tonight.

Safe travels friend. Is Mike gonna make game? 

[piratetom]

2 minutes ago, sum1uno said:

Safe travels friend. Is Mike gonna make game? 

Thanks. Unfortunately his health will prevent him from making this trip.

[sum1uno]

Just now, piratetom said:

Thanks. Unfortunately his health will prevent him from making this trip.

Ok. Still praying for him. Saw him on the Main Event show when y’all played Meigs. Ole camera hog 

[CaptainLongbeard]

If the Copper Basin QB is good enough to play at Harvard or Yale he’s really durn good. Those leagues have a lot of good players as well. 

[OLD PIRATE]

Pirates git  the W, that’s all that matters! 

[CougarDadx2]

You Pirate faithful be careful on the long dark drive to the hill. Dress warm and make sure your thermos is full (looks like Roy has reserves if you wuz to run out). Close out your perfect season tonight and win out from there.

Best of luck!

[piratetom]

22 minutes ago, sum1uno said:

Ok. Still praying for him. Saw him on the Main Event show when y’all played Meigs. Ole camera hog 

Yep, I stood to the side and gave him his moment in the spot light.

[TheCommander]

Safe travels to the band of Pirates as they come to the Hill!